O.G. Hipster of the moment: Chloe Sevigny

Unlike her costar in Brown Bunny Vincent Gallo, Chloe is actually talented and under 47 years of age (she only 34, so technically still in her prime). She is another graduate of the Kids movie and has garnered the most success. (Rosario Dawson may be more "popular" but lets face it she is a one trick pony always playing the dark-puerto-rican-from-brooklyn character. Bo-ring). She used to model for H&M -paving the way for future European hipsters- nominated for an oscar, and she plays a frazzled Mormon on HBO (In the year 2000, Hipsters will soon claim Mormonism, as how they currently claim Morrissey-ism).


Speaking of Morrissey, she was THIS for Halloween a few years ago. Clever girl. This costume makes up for bobbing up Vinny in the ending scene of Brown Bunny. I really despise that dude. I just realized that 'Gallo' means 'Cock' in spanish. Ha!




Chloe also rejected $500,000 to be in Legally Blonde as Reese Witheredpoon's number 2. Thats legit. I mean i wouldnt act with Reese either, she always destroys the careers of her costars. Just ask Mark Ruffalo, Ryan Phillippe, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Broderick and of course Whackin Phoenix. That trick is scary.
Back to Chloe. Now even though she dresses like a 15 year old Scandinavian boy 85 percent of the time, she is a shockingly gorgeous woman. Maybe thats what the Shock Doctrine's about. Good call Naomi Klein.