Jet had its fame in 2003 with their upbeat over-produced dance rock songs, but quickly fell out of the limelight when people figured out they had no talent. Their music is now being re-penetrated into mainstream TV with boring Budweiser commercials (now owned by a european company, so their beer is cool to drink now). here is the first hit that sounds way too similar to iggy pop's famous Lust for life. oh and this song was in What happens in Vegas (oscar worthy performance by Cameron Diaz, she never gets any love).
The Red Hot Chili Peppers were one of the best bands that came out of that innovative early nineties rock movement. After battling heroin addiction the peppers are still a popular band by appealing their music to toddlers and mental retards. This unauthorized remake of a tom petty song shows that maybe they should go back on heroin. As they say no junk no soul. Dani California? We get it anthony, your lyrics transcend language and meaning. Or it could be that your brain has turned into mayonnaise due to all the drugs you've done.
Coldplay. Coldgay. Crapplay. Crapgay. Why are they famous? They copied U2 in everything. But at least U2 had a good singer. Like U2, Coldplay superficially participate in pseudo causes and charities that do not actually help the poor but makes them seem "sensitive and caring" musicians. Chris Martin's inflated ego and his lack of style and vocal range makes him eligible to be a future replacement of Paula Abdul in American Idol. It is suspicious that he named his daughter Apple, while having a lucrative contract to make commercials with Ipod. Is that what he thinks fair trade is?
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