10.Dave Matthews Band
- This band is actually good musically, and Dave writes some nice melodies. But his devout fans linger in the zone somewhere between the words Cult and Cunt
9. Pavement
- Snobby awkward music nerds love them. Snobby awkward music nerds are abhorred by everyone else.
8. MIA
- She's hot, she makes her own music and rhymes, she has her own style, but yet her fans are 35 year old organic farmers who still dress like 15 year olds from Seattle.
7. Selena
- Her biggest fan killed her. yeah its kinda fucked up, but not as fucked up as having j-lo play her in her bio-pic. So you're telling me you couldn't find a mexican- american to play her? Come on...
6. MGMT
- Good band, wrong time to be famous on the radio. High school hipsters in training adore them while Pitchfork (young adult) hipsters hate them because of the fact that they are famous. The cycle continues
5. Pearl Jam
- A bit like dave matthews fans but more on the Cunt side.
4. Atmosphere
- Rich white hip-hop heads love him and exalt him to a point of a deity. I'm sure they will start jocking Joaquin Phoenix pretty soon.
3. Joy Division
- A lot of hip people like throwing out this name around even though they couldn't tell the difference between them and the Killers. Or name one of their songs that isnt "Love will tear us apart"
2. Sublime
- Meathead douchebag inept cunting assfucks think Sublime is the best band of all time. No they are not, they are good, but not even in the running of best band of all time. Listen to something else on occasion.
1. Bob Marley
- Bourgeois white kids turned Rastafarian have made him a martyr for the legalization of marijuana but have forgotten his message of political equality and social struggle. He did not die for marijuana, but many do think that with all those posters of him smoking weed. The legalization of marijuana is the least of our worries, maybe stoners would know that if they werent high all the time.
*Honorable Mention
The Hot Boy$
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When I said Atmosphere I was naming a song that wasn't Love Will Tear Us Apart. But good call. Also I had totally forgotten about Yolanda. I was just tacking a totally unwarranted jab at Tejas.
ReplyDeleteBarack Obama, the Bob Marley of politics.
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