Upcoming movies: Nine and Whatever works. trailers.

I dont really like musicals.........but i do like Daniel Day Lewis and i liked chicago. Who didnt though right? right?? I guess DDL's character is based off of Fellini (the director not the bad cafe in berkeley) In all seriousness i wont see this in theaters because i would rather buy three 40's for the same price but eventually i'll see it some time next year when its available for dvd bit torrent download. the academy will probably suck DDL's weeny again and nominate him for an oscar and he probably deserves it. But come on hollywood lets get some other Latina woman other than penelope. she aiight but it took a nose job to make her look aiight. Maybe if you isolationists will go to spain or some other country you will realize that there are hotter ethnic women in the world. wait what the fuck? fergie is in this movie? who is her agent because she has gone the farthest in hollywood without having any talent whatsoever. but then again she plays a whore so that makes sense.


Now this is the movie that i will spend 12 dollars to see. Woody allen and Larry david!?!?!?Fuck yeah bitch. And with a new season of Curb coming out soon i think i will be hanging out (virtually) with larry david all summer. I think this comedy will suffice until the ricky gervais movie comes out in the fall. Plus its filmed in New york, uhh why shouldnt you see this movie?

Carlos is from Orange County Song!!!!Remix!

Carlos from orange county remixed song. Once again if you dont know carlos this wont be relevant or somewhat funny. you should probably read some other meaningless blog post. ( i had to put this song on bandcamp, imeem sucks by the WAY)

Artest! Rockets!B-ball

Now that the Warriors aren't in the playoffs im rooting for the Rockets to beat the lakers. Mostly because of Ron Artest. that dude doesnt give a fuck (even more so than Crawford). He's pretty funny and i wish the warriors would have gotten him last year but im sure there is a clause that stephen jackson and artest could never be on the same team ever again. Sure Kobe can do somersaults while shooting and dunking at the same time, but he is a pussy compared to Artest. I want to see Rockets and Nuggets in conference finals. Artest vs. birdman? cooooo.




Ron Artest: 'I Suck,' Is BK Hiring? (MySpace Exclusive)

Buraka Som Sistema - Aqui Para voces!!!Jizzzz

Damn i dont buy records, but this group is probably going to change my mind. I did get 16 dollars for my tax refund. thanks bush! Video is trippy, angola-portugal unite! This song is unreal tournament 4 so many rhythms going on i dont know which limb to move first. Dont understand 85% of what the girl is saying but its all good and genius. Like a chummmmp i missed them 10 days too late so this video will suffice until they resurface on this side of the pond.

Werdplay music video. My big wheel

WEEERRRRD? This beat is unbelievable. Chuck is back on the beat! Not really down with rappers (especially white ones) but this dude seems to have a personality and is pretty good with the wordsss. Eminem has turned into weird Al by just pretty much rapping about stuff that perez hilton blogs about, so i think this dude is going to be the king of white rappin. Video is cool as well.

Ben Gordon. the dumbest man of the universe.

Ben Gordon is dumb as shit. He lost the series for the bulls with his jamal-crawford style shot selection. You aint kobe homie. (at least crawford is gangster, he dont give a fuck about no hoe). How you gonna shoot a pull up 3 on a 4 on 1 fast break? fucking stupid. he was 6 for 23 or some shit. If its not falling, dont shoot man. The bulls need to get rid of him and let rose do his thing. This video clip pretty much describes Gordon in a nutshell.

2 drinks to try out at bars this weekend.

Fernet and Coke(or soda).
This is what the kids drink in Argentina, and it fucks you up. (Its 45% alcohol, more than whiskey!) After one or two with coke i switch it up and bat with soda, even out my sugar level. Its made from artichoke! but has a mint taste and it gives you fresh breath after you drink it.





The Presbyterian.
Whiskey with half soda half 7up. As a strong atheist i always feel weird asking for this drink especially when most bartenders in the bay dont know how to make these so i feel like a douche telling them what to do. But this an amazing drink. Im not really a sugar person so it has a good balance. Yeah i got lazy with these pics but whatever suck it.

total trash - ghostown may 2

This show must be off the H, if they are charging 9 dollars, but ive never been disappointed by any of their shows at the G-town. so if you are bored by those same 5 bars that are in the east bay go to this show and listen to live music. its been a while huh?