10 jamz i jammed this week

Jesus this makes me feel like a 14 year old girl, but fuck it. Every Monday I'm gonna try to list ten jamz that got me through the week. ...until I get bored of it and quit. Think of it as a nice weekly mix tape from a boy that likes you and just won't give up until you get your older brother to egg his house. Sound good? cool. ..oh yeah just to be clear: these are not obscure bands, or bands to watch or bullshit like that, these are fucking JAMZ. The kind you dance (or cry, or whatever) in your room to.

Prince- I feel for you
I love me some Chaka Khan but the Prince version stayed in heavy rotation this week

Death- Keep on knockin
Reissued cult classic Detroit proto-punk from three African American brothers.


Gucci Mane- Running Back
Gucci Mane is super stoked on everything. Bonus!: string and beatbox (!?) breakdown

The Zeros-Beat your heart out
The Mexican Ramones

The Ramones- I wanna live
The American Ramones

Cerebra Ballzy- Insuficient Fare
New School hardcore

Black Flag-Depression
I saw the Decline of Western Civilization part 1 again recently so this song has burrowed into my brain.

Nobunny- I am a girlfriend
Do yourself a favor see this guy live. Fun and creepy at the same time. He should be playing Oakland plenty this summer

Bill Withers- The same love that made laugh

Chandra- Kate
Awesome early 80's postpunk by a 12 year. A fucking 12 year old

Update: Fuck! Imeem only lets you play 30 seconds of a song, click the "Play full song" link for the, you know, full song. Blogs!

Brandon jennings in Oakland?!!!

I swear to god, that if the stupid warriors dont pick brandon jennings or a similar point gaurd in the upcoming draft, i will call moses himself and make him do some biblical shit on the CEO's of this hopeless franchise. They must fuck up on purpose right? do they seriously not watch these highlights? or are they too busy jerking each other off. all the warriors need is a power foward, a point gaurd, get rid of maggette and crawford and we're set. thats it. simple as cake.

Mika Miko Business cats video

This video is a few years old but still pretty spectacular. I may have seen them at a house party a while ago but im not sure. I dont know what happened to their old drummer but she rocks it out pretty hard in this video( she also looks like ann from Arrested development, her?). Where are these types of girls in the bay area? Man LA is getting cooler by the minute. They kind of remind me of dad fag, another cool retro punk band. enjoy!

Major Lazer Music Video!

Fuckk all dem months called May. Yea its been a minute but if you want more updates give me some munnny honey. MAJOr LAZER video what up? i thought the high pitched voice was andy milonakis but its santigold. similar eh? no boot aboot it. Speaking of canada, hockey finals. hopefully the penguins win. offense needs to one a championship once in a while. Umm just remember this crazy amazing climaxing band is coming to SF this month. get tickets now!!!

click here for mjrlzr tickets bitch
i cant go because i gotta work like a pussy but everyone else should go. Ha beat that fader i beat you to this video! i think. meh

Upcoming movies: Nine and Whatever works. trailers.

I dont really like musicals.........but i do like Daniel Day Lewis and i liked chicago. Who didnt though right? right?? I guess DDL's character is based off of Fellini (the director not the bad cafe in berkeley) In all seriousness i wont see this in theaters because i would rather buy three 40's for the same price but eventually i'll see it some time next year when its available for dvd bit torrent download. the academy will probably suck DDL's weeny again and nominate him for an oscar and he probably deserves it. But come on hollywood lets get some other Latina woman other than penelope. she aiight but it took a nose job to make her look aiight. Maybe if you isolationists will go to spain or some other country you will realize that there are hotter ethnic women in the world. wait what the fuck? fergie is in this movie? who is her agent because she has gone the farthest in hollywood without having any talent whatsoever. but then again she plays a whore so that makes sense.


Now this is the movie that i will spend 12 dollars to see. Woody allen and Larry david!?!?!?Fuck yeah bitch. And with a new season of Curb coming out soon i think i will be hanging out (virtually) with larry david all summer. I think this comedy will suffice until the ricky gervais movie comes out in the fall. Plus its filmed in New york, uhh why shouldnt you see this movie?

Carlos is from Orange County Song!!!!Remix!

Carlos from orange county remixed song. Once again if you dont know carlos this wont be relevant or somewhat funny. you should probably read some other meaningless blog post. ( i had to put this song on bandcamp, imeem sucks by the WAY)

Artest! Rockets!B-ball

Now that the Warriors aren't in the playoffs im rooting for the Rockets to beat the lakers. Mostly because of Ron Artest. that dude doesnt give a fuck (even more so than Crawford). He's pretty funny and i wish the warriors would have gotten him last year but im sure there is a clause that stephen jackson and artest could never be on the same team ever again. Sure Kobe can do somersaults while shooting and dunking at the same time, but he is a pussy compared to Artest. I want to see Rockets and Nuggets in conference finals. Artest vs. birdman? cooooo.




Ron Artest: 'I Suck,' Is BK Hiring? (MySpace Exclusive)

Buraka Som Sistema - Aqui Para voces!!!Jizzzz

Damn i dont buy records, but this group is probably going to change my mind. I did get 16 dollars for my tax refund. thanks bush! Video is trippy, angola-portugal unite! This song is unreal tournament 4 so many rhythms going on i dont know which limb to move first. Dont understand 85% of what the girl is saying but its all good and genius. Like a chummmmp i missed them 10 days too late so this video will suffice until they resurface on this side of the pond.

Werdplay music video. My big wheel

WEEERRRRD? This beat is unbelievable. Chuck is back on the beat! Not really down with rappers (especially white ones) but this dude seems to have a personality and is pretty good with the wordsss. Eminem has turned into weird Al by just pretty much rapping about stuff that perez hilton blogs about, so i think this dude is going to be the king of white rappin. Video is cool as well.

Ben Gordon. the dumbest man of the universe.

Ben Gordon is dumb as shit. He lost the series for the bulls with his jamal-crawford style shot selection. You aint kobe homie. (at least crawford is gangster, he dont give a fuck about no hoe). How you gonna shoot a pull up 3 on a 4 on 1 fast break? fucking stupid. he was 6 for 23 or some shit. If its not falling, dont shoot man. The bulls need to get rid of him and let rose do his thing. This video clip pretty much describes Gordon in a nutshell.

2 drinks to try out at bars this weekend.

Fernet and Coke(or soda).
This is what the kids drink in Argentina, and it fucks you up. (Its 45% alcohol, more than whiskey!) After one or two with coke i switch it up and bat with soda, even out my sugar level. Its made from artichoke! but has a mint taste and it gives you fresh breath after you drink it.





The Presbyterian.
Whiskey with half soda half 7up. As a strong atheist i always feel weird asking for this drink especially when most bartenders in the bay dont know how to make these so i feel like a douche telling them what to do. But this an amazing drink. Im not really a sugar person so it has a good balance. Yeah i got lazy with these pics but whatever suck it.

total trash - ghostown may 2

This show must be off the H, if they are charging 9 dollars, but ive never been disappointed by any of their shows at the G-town. so if you are bored by those same 5 bars that are in the east bay go to this show and listen to live music. its been a while huh?

Reasons why Europe is cooler than US

Reason #1: They have good House music. I would rather watch this video than the "single ladies" Beyonce video. no homo. Yelle is ok but this remix is the s.h.i.t. People hate on house (me included) but when you start going to clubs in spain its all they play. you learn to love it, like "how i met your mother."

D-Lo No hoe. no hoe. no hoe

Hyphy. hella hard. The genius is the simplicity of the song obviously made with fruity loops. This song is addictive by the wayyys. The first version is the original and the other is the remix with E-40 and some other bay area fools. cotdamn.



With e-40

Demetri Martin - Taking Woodstock

Demetri Martin in an Ang Lee film? yeah buddyyyy. - Hopefully Martin's tv show gets picked up again. I mean how long will Mencia stay on the telly? Its like watching tar dry next to a racist fake mexican -.

Don't care for hippies but this movie looks pretty cool and it just got into the Cannes Film Festival. I trust Ang Lee to make sound judgments on his movies. Plus he helped an Argentine win an oscar. I doubt anyone will walk out of this movie saying "best movie ever" but im sure they will be pleasantly entertained. Its better than wasting two hours watching Christian Bale staring serious at someone and then yelling at them (referring to the upcoming terminator movie, isnt it tasteless to release a movie that already has a decrepit tv series still going on?) Christian Bale is like the 'Korn' of actors. You dudes are hella rich, why are ya'll so angry all the time, I'm just sayin'.

.... Liev Shreiber!!

Mjr Lzr. the truth

ahh finally music to get excited about. Brenton wood is the shit and all but his songs are like twice as old as me. Obviously this is on FADER, but sometimes people forget to go on that website. Plus i kinda got tired of that andy milonakis song (that dude is 30 or something!) Song made me cream myself...yeah crude humor rocks!

Is it hot? you need some Big pun and a cosmo!

Today was hella hot. it was humid muggy nasty dirty south hot. When it gets this hot i just want to hear "still not a player" near a body of water. Does anyone have a pool in the bay? Jeez i needs to go down to LA. When are we going to do a hip hop beach party? probably soooooooon. Super stories after this weekend, the devil is coming. What happened to Joe? should've bought a last name in the nineties bra bra. Oh and Miss california is still ffiiiiinnne. you dont need that crown boo boo.

Chase Bank commercial uses John Lennon song. Cool for us.

As many TV goers know, Chase is using Instant Karma by John Lennon for their ad campaign for taking over WAMU. Awesome. I'm glad they used our money to make shitty commercials with a blue video filter and taint a great lennon song. I guess lennon wasnt a good enough singer so they paid a Rob-thomas sound-alike to cover it. Im sure that fool is getting paid but will most likely contract full blown ebola-aids for being a douche. Instant karma, dick. Did yoko ono let this happen? strike 2 bitch. Im not going to put the commercial up here because thats letting the terrorist win so i'll just put up the original. Capitalism is sooooooo cool.

Melting Point Music Video!!!!NEW!

New, fresh like a blossoming daffodil. The first music video of Berkeley's Melting Point "Boy from outer space" filmed with RED cameras. Watch it in high quality. Especially for the hot chick in the video.Mmmmm aliens.
their myspace

R n B Millionaires. hollerrrrr

This is a new group from oakland. A-maize-ING. Probably the best R&B out there, they dont over extend their songs by repeating the chorus 7 times like most songs out there. And every song has rich melodies and creative beats. (they sampled cameron paul in '1st dance' represent San HoeSay) The best thing is that these songs aren't contrived or masturbatory like most new independent music. (Im looking at you pavement and folky kids) Cant wait for the mixtape. Finally got some new songs for the summer. (dont worry james brown, you are still in the mix)

Pee Ess. Check out Out da Club, they switch up the beats!
RnB millionaires myspace