10 jamz i jammed this week

Jesus this makes me feel like a 14 year old girl, but fuck it. Every Monday I'm gonna try to list ten jamz that got me through the week. ...until I get bored of it and quit. Think of it as a nice weekly mix tape from a boy that likes you and just won't give up until you get your older brother to egg his house. Sound good? cool. ..oh yeah just to be clear: these are not obscure bands, or bands to watch or bullshit like that, these are fucking JAMZ. The kind you dance (or cry, or whatever) in your room to.

Prince- I feel for you
I love me some Chaka Khan but the Prince version stayed in heavy rotation this week

Death- Keep on knockin
Reissued cult classic Detroit proto-punk from three African American brothers.


Gucci Mane- Running Back
Gucci Mane is super stoked on everything. Bonus!: string and beatbox (!?) breakdown

The Zeros-Beat your heart out
The Mexican Ramones

The Ramones- I wanna live
The American Ramones

Cerebra Ballzy- Insuficient Fare
New School hardcore

Black Flag-Depression
I saw the Decline of Western Civilization part 1 again recently so this song has burrowed into my brain.

Nobunny- I am a girlfriend
Do yourself a favor see this guy live. Fun and creepy at the same time. He should be playing Oakland plenty this summer

Bill Withers- The same love that made laugh

Chandra- Kate
Awesome early 80's postpunk by a 12 year. A fucking 12 year old

Update: Fuck! Imeem only lets you play 30 seconds of a song, click the "Play full song" link for the, you know, full song. Blogs!

Brandon jennings in Oakland?!!!

I swear to god, that if the stupid warriors dont pick brandon jennings or a similar point gaurd in the upcoming draft, i will call moses himself and make him do some biblical shit on the CEO's of this hopeless franchise. They must fuck up on purpose right? do they seriously not watch these highlights? or are they too busy jerking each other off. all the warriors need is a power foward, a point gaurd, get rid of maggette and crawford and we're set. thats it. simple as cake.

Mika Miko Business cats video

This video is a few years old but still pretty spectacular. I may have seen them at a house party a while ago but im not sure. I dont know what happened to their old drummer but she rocks it out pretty hard in this video( she also looks like ann from Arrested development, her?). Where are these types of girls in the bay area? Man LA is getting cooler by the minute. They kind of remind me of dad fag, another cool retro punk band. enjoy!

Major Lazer Music Video!

Fuckk all dem months called May. Yea its been a minute but if you want more updates give me some munnny honey. MAJOr LAZER video what up? i thought the high pitched voice was andy milonakis but its santigold. similar eh? no boot aboot it. Speaking of canada, hockey finals. hopefully the penguins win. offense needs to one a championship once in a while. Umm just remember this crazy amazing climaxing band is coming to SF this month. get tickets now!!!

click here for mjrlzr tickets bitch
i cant go because i gotta work like a pussy but everyone else should go. Ha beat that fader i beat you to this video! i think. meh

Upcoming movies: Nine and Whatever works. trailers.

I dont really like musicals.........but i do like Daniel Day Lewis and i liked chicago. Who didnt though right? right?? I guess DDL's character is based off of Fellini (the director not the bad cafe in berkeley) In all seriousness i wont see this in theaters because i would rather buy three 40's for the same price but eventually i'll see it some time next year when its available for dvd bit torrent download. the academy will probably suck DDL's weeny again and nominate him for an oscar and he probably deserves it. But come on hollywood lets get some other Latina woman other than penelope. she aiight but it took a nose job to make her look aiight. Maybe if you isolationists will go to spain or some other country you will realize that there are hotter ethnic women in the world. wait what the fuck? fergie is in this movie? who is her agent because she has gone the farthest in hollywood without having any talent whatsoever. but then again she plays a whore so that makes sense.


Now this is the movie that i will spend 12 dollars to see. Woody allen and Larry david!?!?!?Fuck yeah bitch. And with a new season of Curb coming out soon i think i will be hanging out (virtually) with larry david all summer. I think this comedy will suffice until the ricky gervais movie comes out in the fall. Plus its filmed in New york, uhh why shouldnt you see this movie?

Carlos is from Orange County Song!!!!Remix!

Carlos from orange county remixed song. Once again if you dont know carlos this wont be relevant or somewhat funny. you should probably read some other meaningless blog post. ( i had to put this song on bandcamp, imeem sucks by the WAY)

Artest! Rockets!B-ball

Now that the Warriors aren't in the playoffs im rooting for the Rockets to beat the lakers. Mostly because of Ron Artest. that dude doesnt give a fuck (even more so than Crawford). He's pretty funny and i wish the warriors would have gotten him last year but im sure there is a clause that stephen jackson and artest could never be on the same team ever again. Sure Kobe can do somersaults while shooting and dunking at the same time, but he is a pussy compared to Artest. I want to see Rockets and Nuggets in conference finals. Artest vs. birdman? cooooo.




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